Unonemous' Puppet Show

ruinedchildhood:

There is a banned episode of Cow and Chicken that features a gang of biker women who invade people’s homes to literally chew their carpets. [Video]

but how can you be a girl if you don’t have the right parts?

biologicallyfemale:

all girls have a Asus NVIDIA GeForce GTX TITAN BLACK 6GB GDDR5 2DVI/HDMI/DisplayPort PCI-Express Video Card

monkonacid:

LIFE HAS MANY DOORS ED-BOY

monkonacid:

LIFE HAS MANY DOORS ED-BOY

suzuharatoji:

please look at this picture of michelle obama and sportacus

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summonerscode:

Exhibit 358
Mundo [All][10:27]: Breaking news Mundocorp stock prices in “Fucks” rapidly increasing
Mundo [All][10:32]: Supply of “Fucks” cannot keep up with demand
Mundo [All][10:40]: This just in: Mundocorp has no more “Fucks” to give to the public
(Thanks to jackthebard for the quote!)

summonerscode:

Exhibit 358

Mundo [All][10:27]: Breaking news Mundocorp stock prices in “Fucks” rapidly increasing

Mundo [All][10:32]: Supply of “Fucks” cannot keep up with demand

Mundo [All][10:40]: This just in: Mundocorp has no more “Fucks” to give to the public

(Thanks to jackthebard for the quote!)

did-you-kno:

The Marlboro Man died of lung cancer.  His famous last words were, “take care of the children.  Tobacco will kill you.  I’m living proof of it.”
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did-you-kno:

The Marlboro Man died of lung cancer.  His famous last words were, “take care of the children.  Tobacco will kill you.  I’m living proof of it.”

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pleatedjeans:

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